- Anti Joke

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

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