Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

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So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

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Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

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In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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Lindsay Lohan

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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what do you call a black man that sells drugs

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well I'll tell you. He was happily gliding down the sidewalk when he realized that his destination was across the road. He then proceeds to take In his surroundings . He finds that there is no indication telling him to stop so he then cautiously walks across the road watching for any dangerous movement. He safely makes it across and proceeds to his destination which is the slaughtering house. He is a retarded chicken

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Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

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A Homosexual, a platypus, and a rubber spoon walk into a bar...

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

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A little boy walks up to his father and asks his father to explain the birds and bees. The father then proceeds to rape the little boy.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

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I forgot what came after: Roses are Red Violets are Blue Too much anti jokes

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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