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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

The Moon Landing.

what is orange and blue 2 colors

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

i like it in the mouth

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

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