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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic that choked on his own vimto?

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Rebecca Black

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Banana Hamock.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

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