- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

What do you call a man who is walking into walls and poles? A blind man who really needs your help.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

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