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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Why did the wife scream when she saw her husband? Because he was dead

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

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