- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

knock knock "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

Why do females have boobs? So they can breast feed their babies.

What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

What do you a black man who isn't flying a plane? Well, that depends on his occupation.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

Roses are red, Violets are blue, sorry i gave you Herpes type 2.

What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

knok knok whos there know one cares your gay

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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