- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

A. What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew: B. Pizza's don't scream when you put them into a oven.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

If youre African, why are you white?

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What do you call a dog with no wings? A dog

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What do a goat and an eagle have in common? They both can fly, except for the goat.

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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