- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Life

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

A dyslexic blind man

I hate long jokes -_-

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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