- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

Knock knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible...

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

this is stupid .... yep

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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