Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Get on the boat.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Wanna hear a joke? Your contact list.

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Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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