Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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A dyslexic blind man

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I hate long jokes -_-

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A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

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What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

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Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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