- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

vote this down and i will DOX you

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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CIA? You? Are you a CIA agent? Wow!

Knock knock -Who's there? Orange -I don't get it.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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