What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

If an aeroplane falls from 15,000 feet in the air and crashes into and orphanage is it possible that no-one will get hurt? No,the aeroplane will destroy the orphange hurting the property value.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

How do you get a clown to get off a swingset? Chop off his arms and legs.

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Two ladies are walking down a road. One says, "It's freezing out here!" and then the other woman, who is a scientist, says "No it's not freezing. The freezing point of oxygen is -365.82 degrees F. So, unless it is actually that temperature outdoors, I highly doubt that it is freezing outside."

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

Why couldn't the Asian man satisfy a woman? He was in a coma.

What happened when the blind man was running toward a cliff. He stopped before he fell.

Q: how many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: two, one to hold the ladder securely and the other to screw in the lightbulb.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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