why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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You have friends

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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What did the cat say to the human? Nothing

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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Tucker Rivera

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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