Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

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Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

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What do black people eat? Food.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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joe diragi whacks off his dog

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

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nickel back

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You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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