- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

XD Jackass.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

KOOKABURRA

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

whats sad about 3 black people driving a Cadillac over a cliff? that was my Cadillac

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