What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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What do a van and a pencil have in common? You can write with both, except with the van.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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NASCAR

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

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A Jewish man walks by a penny.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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Its true, he didnt write that!!

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whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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