AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

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What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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Knock Knock Come in

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What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

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Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

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Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

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What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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