- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

haha black people :D

what's the difference between two pieces of bacon and a blond girl? The blond girl is a human and it's against the law to eat her.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

Life

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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