roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

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A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

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Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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Hey i heard You were a wierd kid ooooooooooalskdfjaslkdfj

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

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How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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