guy walks into a bar, ouch

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Why was the blonde fired from the M &M's factory? Her Masters degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the job she had.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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