Terry has ebola

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

your mamma so fat... she went to hell.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Anti Joke

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