- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Miscarriages.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

Dude did you hear of that mexcican who made a succesful living? Yeah. Me too,

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Why did the man die? He was old.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

I was watching two muffins baking in an oven. One said to the other, "Wow, it's hot in here." The other one said "Wow! A talking muffin!" I went to my psychiatrist the next day, to increase the dosage on my medication.

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

Why did the teenager drink a beer? Because it was actually full of sizzurp

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