knock knock whose there? i don't know...

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man. The mexican got his arms shot off in the war and is severely paralyzed. God Bless our troops. Thank you for serving us.

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The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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What do blueberries, oranges, watermelons, doors, curtains, backpacks, spoons, asian men, bicycles, asian men on bicycles, shrimp, books, eagles, dinosaurs, watermelons wearing backpacks filled with shrimp and orange spoons, feet, limes, binders, paper, candles, chicken nuggets, tvs, chairs, floors, refridgerators, and humidifiers have in common? Barnes and Noble

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

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