What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

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A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

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Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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