What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Jacob Edwards has friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

thumb_up thumb_down -22

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

thumb_up thumb_down -22

TIMMY

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops