Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

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How do you get your mom off a clown? hit your mom with an axe

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What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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Call jets pizza at 8637090999 and say porr cisero is still stuck and shit will go down

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your mom is so ugly when she entered an ugly contest they said... ok

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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What's funny about a dying dog? Nothing.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

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Anti Joke

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