- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

Women's professional sports

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

do you wanna hear a joke school

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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