- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Eating a bagel, the man was overcome with disappointment, he thought that he had purchased a donut. He later hung himself.

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Why did the elephant cross the road? I don't know

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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