Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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