- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Sharvil has aids 4 times

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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