whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

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Are you going to just stand there and watch me burn for i am on fire? Well that is fine because the sensation feels so fantastic. You are going to just stand there and listen to me whine the night away. It is quite okie-dokie for I really love your art of lying! To be certain, I love it very much! I can not find myself telling you what really occurred, I can only explain to you the sensation i felt from this moment. For I have a dagger in my trachea. For the number of days where the do not's fell like the actually do's. I will be very happy :). But where are you trying to walk away from. Than she told me she was leaving. I said no you very certainly are not! Megan Lady-who-sleeps-with-many-men (aka Whore) Fox. We find ourselves back on the day we met...... etc etc, lot's of pissed off Rapper vs. the English language. Than more words fly out of the mouth of the woman that said she "just wanted a hit" than got slapped around the ear by her ex. It is a pointless song. Today's youth is hopeless. (just kidding i love Eminem stay infinite for life)

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What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a bar? Hahaha you walked into a bar. What did the man with a cold say when a jew walked into a pub? AHH-JOOOOO!!!

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I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

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feminists.

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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