- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

Your momma so fat, she's fat

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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