- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realising the apple is the worm...

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

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