Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

How do you spell eight? 8

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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