- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

* anti-punchline

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why did the bird lose all of it's feathers? It got cancer.

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

Do you like apples? Yes

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

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