- Anti Joke

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

You know what makes jokes funny? Irony You know what makes anti-jokes funny? Common sense

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

How do you cheer up a sad caterpillar? KILL IT WITH FIRE

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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