Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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What's worse than a baby in a trash can The holocaust

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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What sucks more than being married? Being shot in both kneecaps

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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whats worse than someone blowing out all your birthday candles? a piano dropping on your head.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

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What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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Anti Joke

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