Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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Q: What has the exact same colors as the gay flag but are sometimes hilarious? A: Clowns.

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What did the father say to his son, who incidently shot his brother while they were playing with a gun home alone? "It happens." He then hung himself.

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whats worse than having no life? having no life and reading internet jokes all day!

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How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

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You know you're drunk when you've spend a significant amount of time consuming alcohol.

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POLITE NOTICE: Management Committee here. Please refrain from posting any anti-jokes which are not offensive to protected groups.

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

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You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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stuarts mum

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

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What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

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Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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