- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the guy feel after his wife died? Pretty shitty, I'd imagine..

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Why was the white man chosen for the job over the black guy? He had more work experience and was clearly the better suited applicant.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Why did the the black man die? Because he had an incurable disease.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Why was the woman arrested for trying to have sex with a miner? Because he was on the job and her advances were completely unwanted.

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

When life gives you carrots, don't make carrot juice, because it's gross.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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