- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

A seal walks into a club.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Why? Why Not?

What mother loved her son so much, she gave him a scar on his forehead for it? Lily Potter.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

It says so on your cap.

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