How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

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A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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Whats funnier than 24, 69

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Theres an app for the iPhone.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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Whats green and smells like ass? My ass. I lied about the green..

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Set up Punch line.

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roses are red violets are blue i done you mom a favor by making you...banana and rice don't worry it'll taste just nice

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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-Knock knock. ~Use the doorbell. -Ding dong. ~The witch is dead!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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