How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

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How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

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I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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