What's worse than a trash can of dead babies? The one at the bottom that has to eat it's way out.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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Not a joke.

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You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

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Why did the Elf stab the Gnome? Because I was on a bad acid trip.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

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why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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