Knock knock. Who's there? Falafel. Falafel who? I falafel. You feel awful? Ha, ha, ha! Oh, what a kneeslapper! Oh, God! Thanks for the laugh, I was feeling a little down and I... No, I just meant I ate a falafel. Oh. Yeah.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nick Oh hi Nick come in

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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Why did the black man go to prison? He was visiting his client to give him legal advice.

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is seriously pissed off about being repeatedly subjected to this level of intense interrogation. Do you ask other animals why they chase their tails or claw at dirt? Do people ask you why you run when you're late? How would you like to have every move you made transformed into some cliche, old farce? There's a road, he's a chicken, there are only so many possible outcomes.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

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If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

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What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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