What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Republicans

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

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What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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Microwave

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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