How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

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What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

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What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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