a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

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Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

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Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

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How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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9/11 jokes are just plane wrong

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

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How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

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Whats worse than a dog biting you? Cancer.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

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When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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