- Anti Joke

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Your Mother

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Q: what do u call a hotdog that's not cooked? A:a raw hot dog

Mitt Romney

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Women

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light